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AI setup analysis, zero mercy

Your desk called. It wants a score.

Upload your workspace. Get a score, a lovingly savage roast, and a few upgrades that make your setup harder to clown.

Roast my setupSee how it works

One free scan a day. No card. No boring questionnaire.

Example result

Posted-ready

82

/ 100

“Your monitor has main-character energy. Your cable drawer is its villain origin story.”

Best move

Add an under-desk cable tray.

Energy

Extremely online. Tastefully so.

Rate it. Roast it. Rebuild it.

The main event

Show us the setup.

One clear photo is enough. Make sure we can see the desk, monitor, chair, lighting, and any cables that are pleading their case.

Privacy note: your image is sent for analysis only to generate this result. We do not ask for an account to roast a desk.

Upload your workspace photo

JPG, PNG, WebP · 8 MB max

From photo to group-chat evidence

One photo. Five scores. Plenty to unpack.

01 / Upload

Give the lamp something to judge.

A full desk shot works best—your monitor, chair, light, and cable situation all get their moment in court.

02 / Score

The numbers arrive.

We weigh ergonomics, aesthetics, cable management, lighting, and raw main-character energy.

03 / Share

Post the evidence.

Export a loud, screenshot-native card before your friends ask what changed.

Choose your chaos level

Start with a roast. Upgrade when the desk gets serious.

Pricing preview only—no checkout or payment needed to use today’s launch experience.

Free

For a first opinion and a little public accountability.

$0

  • One scan per day
  • Full category breakdown
  • Watermarked share card

Pro

Coming soon

For people who consider a monitor arm a personality trait.

$4.99 / month

  • Unlimited scans
  • Clean, unwatermarked cards
  • Before-and-after setup tracking
  • Dream-setup mockups

What gets judged?

Ergonomics

Aesthetics

Cable management

Lighting

Main-character energy